Give me a fucking break

www.thesun.co.uk:

PRODIGY star KEITH FLINT is marrying MAYUMI KAI on Saturday — and I hear he’s invited some unlikely people.

I’m A Celeb weirdo DAVID GEST is due to show up with jungle king MATT WILLIS.

It was always set to be an odd day with a wildman like Keith getting hitched. But now David’s coming, it will be a freakfest.

The music mogul tells me he met Keith through his bandmate LIAM HOWLETT. And Liam is a good pal of David’s new bosom buddy LIAM GALLAGHER.

Hey, Sun, you’ve forgotten to include “the guy who saw … PARIS HILTON … blow job …and … BRITNEY SPEARS … ugly pussy” to improve the search ranking.